Dunks: the new Chucks (apparently.)

Gotta keep up with the trends:

AIM
Ultrapantz
2:07
wanna be joss whedon
AIM
L'il B.
2:07
yeah everyone has been raving about [Dr. Horrible] but i haven't gotten around to watching it till today
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:07
same
2:08
did you see it all the way through?
AIM
L'il B.
2:08
yeah i was so sad!
2:08
i was like, wait! no! not fair!
2:08
lol
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:08
pretty much
AIM
L'il B.
2:09
anywho
2:09
it's bedtime here in the free world
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:09
should be here
2:09
but i got new dunks and i'm stoked
2:09
so
2:09
not gonna sleep
AIM
L'il B.
2:09
dunks?
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:09
nike dunks! only the coolest shoes ever
AIM
L'il B.
2:09
oh
2:09
i see.
2:10
what like
2:10
basketball shoes
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:10
well yeah but
2:10
they're kind of a hipster thing now
AIM
L'il B.
2:10
punk kids wear those
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:10
not punk kids
2:10
hipster kids
2:10
punk kids wear chucks and vans
2:10
well
2:10
everyone wears chucks
2:10
but punk kids especially do
AIM
L'il B.
2:11
punk kids wear basketball shoes
2:11
like air jordans
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:11
wait do you mean punk as in the genre of music or punks like
AIM
L'il B.
2:11
every single pair of those mutherfuckers are ug. ly.
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:11
YOU PUNK KIDS
AIM
L'il B.
2:11
yeah like gangsta rap kids that wear their pants down to their knees and crap
2:12
and like
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:12
no no no
AIM
L'il B.
2:12
say thinks like "nigga" and "dag, yo."
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:12
these are different
2:12
first off
2:12
i'm not tucking my jeans into them
2:12
secondly, i'm not wearing them with shorts
2:12
thirdly, they're part of a pretty hot fashion trend right now: irony
AIM
L'il B.
2:13
ok i get it.
2:13
like ali g
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:13
well
2:13
not exactly
2:13
here um
2:13
lemme show you something really really fast then you can go to bed
AIM
L'il B.
2:13
okay
2:13
ew god
2:13
they're horrible
2:14
http://images.google.com/images?q=nike%20dunks&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:14
i'm guessing you wear new balance
AIM
L'il B.
2:14
shut up
2:14
lol
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:14
all of those are horrible yeah
2:14
i got a very normal pair
AIM
L'il B.
2:14
i wear whatever the fuck i feel like on a particular day
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:14
i used to do that
AIM
L'il B.
2:14
i am a girl. I own more than one pair of shoes.
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:14
i own 9 pairs of shoes
2:14
so yeah
2:14
but
AIM
L'il B.
2:14
wow you're almost a girl
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:14
i try to color coordinate because i'm gay as fuck apparently
AIM
L'il B.
2:15
i mean they might be ok if they didn't have that giant white swoosh on the side
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:15
really? i like the swoosh
2:15
it's old looking
2:15
dunks are old shoes
AIM
L'il B.
2:15
i mean god you might as well have a t-shirt that says "i'm a corporate whore"
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:15
they were created in the 80s
AIM
L'il B.
2:15
oh, i see
2:15
it's like a retro thing
2:15
ok that's ok then i guess
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:15
kinda yeah
2:16
it's not like
2:16
LOOK HOW HIP AND FRESH WE ARE WITH THESE NEW COOL SHOES
2:16
it's more like
AIM
L'il B.
2:16
i still think they're fugly
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:16
i'm gonna wear old shoes because i remember how cool they were back in the day
AIM
L'il B.
2:16
i see.
2:16
i had high tops once.
2:16
or twice.
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:16
i think high tops are awesome
AIM
L'il B.
2:16
remember the pump things?
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:17
yep
2:17
reebok made those
AIM
L'il B.
2:17
that was the stupidest thing ever. We were so convinced it had a purpose!
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:17
MAKES YOU JUMP HIGHER
AIM
L'il B.
2:17
serious.
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:17
but yeah
2:18
dunks are loud and obnoxious but for a reason
2:18
it's not like i don't know what i'm doing
AIM
L'il B.
2:18
hey can i quote you in my blog without changing your screen name?
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:18
haha
2:18
yeah, sure
AIM
L'il B.
2:18
cheers
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:18
what part of me screams something so horrible or so good that it needs to be quoted?
AIM
L'il B.
2:18
alright so ok fine you're not a total loser anymore
2:18
the whole conversation
2:19
i just figured, you know, i wouldn't be a responsible blogger if i didn't document the current fashion trends.
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:19
haha
2:19
i'm still trying to figure it out but i'm really much better than i used to be
AIM
L'il B.
2:19
gotta be a good journalist and stuff
2:20
well, hey. if you cease to progress you'll prolly go backwards
2:20
or whatever it was that that scientist said
AIM
Ultrapantz
2:21
it was albert einstein, every scientist is